just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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