do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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