Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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