Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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