literally had 100 drinks last night.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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