Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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