Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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