ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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