i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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