Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
