I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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