my phone cant type all the emotion im having
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
