I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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