ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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