New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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