Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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