Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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