Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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