is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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