if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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