I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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