So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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