i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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