Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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