normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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