He kissed a someone with a penis
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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