another moral hangover. fuck.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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