And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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