Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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