i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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