ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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