Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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