Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just google imaged poop.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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