This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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