Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
honey bunches of taint.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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