I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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