It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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