ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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