Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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