She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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