How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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