we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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