He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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