real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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