so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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