im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
The ass gains better be worth it
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