I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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