I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
this just has baby written all over it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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