Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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