Sry I called you an 8
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
