You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
