Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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