just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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