My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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