my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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